WANTED
SUSPECT: HT: 12 inches. WT: 10.5 lbs
Distinguishing Marks: Spots on belly and back
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: White
This fugitive is on the run, blitzing like nothing you have seen before. He is so quick he has eluded capture and enjoys taunting his {blind} owner by not coming to him when called; rather continues to lead the owner on a ring-around-the-rosies game of catch me if you can. But, alas, if cheese is presented, the subject is entranced in a glorious cheese spell. Be careful as this suspect can overpower you in just a snap with his puppy-dog eyes and drool (kisses) galore. Take extreme caution if you find him or else you will become his next victim........
...................................of pure 100% puppy love and 100% devotion.
CAPTURED!
The above-mentioned suspect has been captured by my heart and will always be my puppy prisoner of my heart!
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